"Can you bring me home a Diet Coke and a masseuse?"
"I might be able to bring you home a Diet Coke."
"You could be my masseuse."
"Ha Ha Ha"
"What is so funny," I ask myself. "Did I sound like I was joking?"
I really could have used a massage tonight, but I guess a Diet Coke will do. A little caffeine....a little quiet, a little less shoulder tension, a little less pain in my head.
Maybe he will realize I was serious. Maybe not.