The Dangers of Water

I guess I had heard that water can hurt almost 6 year old boys, but I hadn't seen it before. Today I saw it. According to him, it almost made him die just to think of getting in the shower. Then he screamed and cried the whole time being ultra dramatic. I have no idea where he gets his dramatic side. Now if I could just get the teenagers to think showers were evil, I could get the water bill to drop.