Tuesday, March 03, 2009

Tips for the day

If you are 4 or 6, male, and you want to show your brother that you love him, you simply walk by him and smack him as hard as you can in the face. It really won't make your brother cringe or cry too much at all, at least most of the time. Most of the time he will simply understand that it is an act of endearment.

If you are 6, a male, and you want to show your mother, not your mom, that you love her, you simply should fly across the room at top speed, grunt your football-sounding grunt, and nail her wherever you might land. Don't worry about the fact that sometimes she may not know you are coming and there is a risk of spinal cord damage. She will understand. Trust me. To her it would be worth the risk to feel the amount of love she feels when you do this. After all you are her boy.

1 comment:

Arlene said...

Yes, I've experience that when Evan comes at me with a flying leap to give me a hug. One of these days we're both going to go airborne. I love it.