Ian's top 5 of the day.
"I'm going to go put Evan down for a nap."
"Mom, can we have two peanut butter and jelly sandwiches with chips to eat on the tramp?"
"Yes, Ian. I will make them in just a second."
"Don't Worry, Evan. Our cook is making it."
"Mom, does dad really where tic tacs in his eyes?"
"I did a donkey kick, and his head was in the way."
And The Number 1 Quote Of The Day...
"I'm going to keep this rag in case he bleeds again."