Today I wanted to tell you about my most embarrassing moment. The thought was provoked by Coral coming home from Speech and Debate. She had to write a 3 minute speech in 1 minute about her most embarrassing moment. That caused her and I to talk about mine....which by the way is pretty funny... after 10 years and the fact I don't ever see these people anymore.
But, first you share yours. Tomorrow I will share mine.
Come on girls! I know you have some good ones for me.
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There are a few advantages to old age. One is the fact that nothing embarrasses me anymore. Another is that I can't remember what embarrassed me in the past.
Well, the one that comes to mind is when I was around 14 years old. I was talking to some friends while walking backwards and they were walking forward. The next thing I know I'm stumbling over a whole row of bicycles. :-)
-Krista
OK OK OK. I just remembered an even better one.
When I was around 20 years old I had to get my wisdom teeth removed. I decided to have them "put me out" for the procedure.
I remember the feeling of going under. The next thing I knew I was lying on a couch in the office, waking up from the surgery. One of the dental assistants then said to me "It's ok. You can use the bathroom soon." UM... what was I doing to make her think I needed to use the bathroom?
Anxiously awaiting your story,
-Krista
That is funny...mine is so embarrassing. I am sure I have told some of you. If I pretend like I am telling someone else's story I can tell it. I'll have to tell Coral this. She is getting her wisdom teeth out soon and wants to be completely knocked out as long as it doesn't require a needle.
My dentist didn't put me out when he took out my wisdom teeth. I know he regrets this because I TALKED THE WHOLE TIME!!! He finally had to tell me to be quiet so that he could work on my mouth. (That doesn't sound like me at all does it?
Anyway, Marq & I were living in Tempe and we didn't have a lot of money so I was really excited about this new outfit I bought. We went to dinner at Souper Salad which had a restroom in the very back and the cash register up front. As I am walking (about 100 yards) from the restroom to where Marq is paying I notice people noticing me! I am feeling super cool in my new duds, thinking how hot I must look. When I got to Marq, the guy next to him whispers "your wife has toilet paper hanging off her pants". Not just a little either, the whole 2 feet that I used to "sanitize the toilet" if you know what I mean! Looking forward to not remembering what embarrassed me in the past......
Love,
Kelly
ok mom heres my story. so i was at dads house and a guess i thought lindsey was being mean so i called dad and explaned the whole thing to him for like five or ten minutes and then after i did the person on the othere line said " um... who is this" and it was in some kind of accent i could barley understand so once i figured out it wasnt dad i just hung up the phone and i looked at what i did and i messed up on like three numbers!! so then i just didnt tell on lindsey ever agian when dad was gone... - amanda
Ok, sorry, I've been a little MIA so, time to share mine. So... Many years ago when I was an athlete in college I got sooo sick and tired of pulling my undies out of the never ending crag! So a friend of mine suggested I switch to what she called "the slingshot" undies. I have a pretty big bottom, even when I only had 18% body fat... yes, this was MANY moons ago! So after finishing an hours worth of a track meet with the HUGEST wedgie in the universe I went to the mall and got some. Flash forward a year or so... I've fallen in love with my slingshots, I'm not in track anymore and I'm rapidly getting out of shape and getting larger... not realizing how much larger I put on one of my favorite pairs of jeans... headed out the door, yes, everyone's guessed now, bent over to get something I dropped and "crrrrhhhwiiipp"! Do i have a jacket? no, do I have a sweater? no, do I have ANYTHING to hide my not so sweet cheeks... ohhhh no... Luckily I backed up to the wall quickly and my friend Rob came along and offered me his jacket, and thankfully I wasn't out of the dorm yet... but... Now I always think about the strength of my pants and the risk of what undies to wear :) (Can't believe I just shared that!!!)
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